My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.
me when someone asks what’s wrong with me: are u ready
me experiencing love: this is too spicy
high key needs a hug
she wears short skirts, i wear communism
biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t
id prefer mooing